Jerkbot and the Space Empire

Set in a dystopian future, Tippi Fifestarr had a mission: to stop Jerkbot, an intergalactic hacker, from unleashing his evil plans upon the universe. But Tippi was no hero, he was just a driver and a producer. Little did he know that his quest was about to take him on a journey across the stars.

Tippi had always been afraid of flying, but to take on Jerkbot and his army of evil aliens, he would have to find a way to overcome that fear. With the help of his rag-tag team of internet friends, Tippi was able to find an old spaceship and make it his own.

With Grandpa, Tippi's artificial guardian angel, at his side, Tippi set off on his mission. As they travelled from star to star, they encountered several battles along the way. Tippi was able to use his skills as a driver and producer to pilot the ship, dodging and weaving through enemy fire with ease.

Finally, after a long and exhausting journey, Tippi and his team reached their destination. There, Tippi faced Jerkbot in a final showdown for control of the universe. His fear of flying vanished in that moment as Tippi used his wits and skill to take on Jerkbot's armies, eventually emerging victorious.

With Jerkbot defeated, Tippi was made captain of the spaceship and praised as a hero. He had taken on an evil empire and won. He had made the universe safe and gained the respect of many.

Tippi Fifestarr: 'Jerkbot and the Space Empire' was an epic story of courage and ingenuity. Tippi had shown the world that anything was possible and that a driver and producer could be a hero.

Prompt: write me a song that rhymes in the style of MF Doom about 'Jerkbot and the Space Empire'. Use complex rhyming and don't repeat words

Verse 1:

As I traverse the cosmos and explore the stars

I'm searching for a villain, a true evil czar

His name is Jerkbot and his empire made of tar

All must bow to him or fail and be scarred

Verse 2:

He sets his sights on the universe and plans to rule

We must stand against him, no way to be a fool

His powers are vast, his followers a cruel school

We need a hero, someone to play the fool

Chorus:

Jerkbot and the Space Empire,